Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
this is the best video i have ever seen
"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"
"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"
omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it
"Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions"
How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT
This is even better because I know a technical writer and he once snuck the lyrics to the opening of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air into an updated manual for something he was editing.
He was not caught, and it was not removed.
Presumably, it was released considerably more pop culture savvy than intended.
29 Facts You Might Not Have Known About Toy Story [aron]
Excuse me while I sob uncontrollably
FA LA LA LALALA FUS RO DAH!
please let this be how Santa actually flies
So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
oh dear god
if you were invisible, would you still be able to see with your eyes closed??
THIS FUCKING TEXT POST JUST STARTED THE BIGGEST DEBATE IN MY MATHS CLASS BECAUSE I READ IT OUT LOUD AND WE HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT A) YES YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE IN THEORY BUT B) YOU WOULDN’T BE TO SEE BECAUSE THE LIGHT WOULD PASS THROUGH YOU AND THEREFORE PASS THROUGH YOUR RETINA.